Collection of Hinglish Jokes

Aj i am jaing for ghooming,
kya you also chaling mere sath
bahut maja aying with me.

I was chaling on the sadak slowly slowly
and suddenly a car aying from my picchu
and bajaying horn par horn dorn par dorn
But i not huting agee se of car
and car wala thoking me
and hum giring on the road dharam
when i jaga
i was in haspatal
and my leg was lapta from my body
hum chillaying very loudly
then doctor sahab aying
and saying that
we are sorry your leg is dead
and from that day i liya shapath
that i not chaling slowly slowly sadak par dobara..

Pappu was aying to class in very dara and sahma hua mood
and he pucha to teacher
May i a jau ander sir ji?
Teacher:Why are you so late for class?
Pappu:Sir i was aying to school
And raste me i saw a ladki
she was bahut sunder
so my ankhen was dekhing and ghooring to her
and i not dekhing on the road
so i fasing in kichad(gandagi)
so my byke aur i was in kichad
my bike fas gayi in kichad
no hiling
no duling
bus gho gho karing
and ladki bhi pata nhi kaha gayab ho gying
so i was roing on sadak
and this ghatna bekar karing my time
so i am late

Today i was aying from bazar
and on the sadak i mila ek old dost
he was dikhing bahut ganda
i pucha to him why tumhari dasha is like this
He said bhai this dasha is from my bachpan
Then i kaha to him good bye my dost of bachpan